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Tactical apparel and patches built around dark-humor messaging for military, first-responder, and prepper audiences. Positioning sits explicitly between 'serious' tactical brands and morale-patch culture — the dark-humor-to-cope niche.

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153

153 available now

Price range

$5–$250

Latest drop

4w ago

Materials

Wood50%
Ceramic Blade32%
Aluminum18%

Products (50+)

T-shirt - Belt Fed Hate Machine
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T-shirt - Belt Fed Hate Machine

$35.00
Hoodie - Expect To Self Rescue (Mountain)
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Hoodie - Expect To Self Rescue (Mountain)

$60.00
Long Sleeve Tee - Ride The Lightning
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Long Sleeve Tee - Ride The Lightning

$37.99
Flag - Ride The Lightning (Blackout)
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Flag - Ride The Lightning (Blackout)

$40.00
Flag - No Weak Shit
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Flag - No Weak Shit

$40.00
Garden flag - No One Is Coming Firefighter
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Garden flag - No One Is Coming Firefighter

$25.00
T-shirt - Expect To Self Rescue
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T-shirt - Expect To Self Rescue

$35.00
T-Shirt - Expect To Self Rescue (Hatchet)
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T-Shirt - Expect To Self Rescue (Hatchet)

$35.00
Flag - Ride The Lightning
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Flag - Ride The Lightning

$40.00
Flag - Belt Fed Hate Machine
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Flag - Belt Fed Hate Machine

$40.00
Casual Shirt 50+SPF - Commando Tre Flip
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Casual Shirt 50+SPF - Commando Tre Flip

$47.99
Casual Shirt 50+SPF - The Green Door
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Casual Shirt 50+SPF - The Green Door

$47.99
Flag - The Hammer
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Flag - The Hammer

$40.00
Flag - Hope Is Not A Good Plan
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Flag - Hope Is Not A Good Plan

$40.00
Flag - Blackhawk Positive Vibration
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Flag - Blackhawk Positive Vibration

$40.00
Flag - No One Is Coming (Firefighter)
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Flag - No One Is Coming (Firefighter)

$40.00
Framed Print - Victory
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Framed Print - Victory

$80.00
Garden flag - No Weak Shit
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Garden flag - No Weak Shit

$25.00
Metal Print - No Weak Shit
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Metal Print - No Weak Shit

$250.00
Garden flag - Heavy Days
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Garden flag - Heavy Days

$25.00
Framed Print - Day Blazing
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Framed Print - Day Blazing

$70.00
Framed Print - Belt Fed Hate Machine
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Framed Print - Belt Fed Hate Machine

$80.00
Flag - Expect To Self Rescue V2
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Flag - Expect To Self Rescue V2

$40.00
Cuffed Beanie - Expect to Self Rescue V2
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Cuffed Beanie - Expect to Self Rescue V2

$25.00
Beanie - Heavy Days
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Beanie - Heavy Days

$25.00
Flag - No One Is Coming (LEO)
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Flag - No One Is Coming (LEO)

$40.00
Casual Shirt 50+SPF - Hammer Down
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Casual Shirt 50+SPF - Hammer Down

$47.99
Casual Shirt 50+UPF - Map of the Earth
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Casual Shirt 50+UPF - Map of the Earth

$47.99
Casual Shirt 50+SPF - Blackout Tiger Stripe
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Casual Shirt 50+SPF - Blackout Tiger Stripe

$47.99
Flexfit Hat - All American
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Flexfit Hat - All American

$35.00
Hoodie - Blackhawk Positive Vibration
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Hoodie - Blackhawk Positive Vibration

$60.00
Sherpa Blanket - Ride The Lightning Blackout
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Sherpa Blanket - Ride The Lightning Blackout

$85.00
Mug - Victory
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Mug - Victory

$25.00
Flag - Firefighter Heavy Days
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Flag - Firefighter Heavy Days

$35.00
Mug - No Weak Shit
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Mug - No Weak Shit

$25.00
Flag - Heavy Days
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Flag - Heavy Days

$40.00
Flag - Commando Tre Flip
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Flag - Commando Tre Flip

$40.00
Hoodie - Kunar Valley Heliskiing
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Hoodie - Kunar Valley Heliskiing

$60.00
Flag - Expect To Self Rescue (America)
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Flag - Expect To Self Rescue (America)

$40.00
Metal Print - Sharia Repellent
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Metal Print - Sharia Repellent

$250.00
Metal Print - Firefighter
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Metal Print - Firefighter

$219.99
Garden flag - No One Is Coming Medic
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Garden flag - No One Is Coming Medic

$25.00
Hoodie - Mushroom and Skulls
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Hoodie - Mushroom and Skulls

$60.00
Framed Print - Skull Shroom
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Framed Print - Skull Shroom

$60.00
Framed Print - Sharia Repellent
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Framed Print - Sharia Repellent

$80.00
Framed Print - Heavy Days
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Framed Print - Heavy Days

$80.00
Hoodie - Ride The Lightning
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Hoodie - Ride The Lightning

$60.00
Casual Shirt 50+SPF - Ride The Lightning
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Casual Shirt 50+SPF - Ride The Lightning

$47.99
Hat - No Weak Shit (Solid Flat Bill)
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Hat - No Weak Shit (Solid Flat Bill)

$35.00
Hoodie - Heavy Days
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Hoodie - Heavy Days

$60.00
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