UDT Babe Morale Patch

Throw back to the old Frogmen of yesteryear. It's all standard issue, guys...the underboob, the UDT shorts, the KA-Bar, the long, red, beautiful mermaid hair. She's through inspection with flying colors and is ready for sea. The class dirtbag stole her wetsuit from the drying cage -her loss, your win. She got "Derouvilled"! (Actual name of kid from my BUD/s class that had a reputation for stealing everybody's shit. Everybody from 276 remembers him!)

• 4" x 1.9" 3D PVC
• Hook-Backed
• Are you an officer? Because you just made my privates stand at attention.