Knighted in 1984 – Still Booting With Honor
Before swipe gestures and cloud backups, there was a different kind of interface — one with grit, charm, and a delightful whir of spinning disks.
Introducing Sir MacIntyre – a miniature monument to the golden era of computing – when CRTs ruled and every command line was typed with conviction.
Once a loyal desktop companion in Her Majesty’s Data Services, Sir MacIntyre ran diagnostics with dignity and defragged with flair. Clad in stealthy dark grey with a screen that smiled on startup, he served through system errors, Y2K paranoia, and the Great Coffee Spill of ‘92.
Though long retired from active duty, Sir MacIntyre now lives on as a pocket-sized relic — a lanyard bead of noble character, knighted by time and burnished by memory. Whether attached to your knife, keys, luggage, backpack, or EDC pouch, he brings analog charm to your carry everywhere you go.
His boot time may be slow, but his loyalty never wavers.
- Stylized silhouette inspired by classic '80s desktops
- Features green translucent "screen"
- Dark stealthy grey computer base
- Machined from polymer resin
- Ultra-tough and lightweight
- Water resistant
- Hand-finished to perfection
- Comes with 550 paracord
- Dimensions: .067" x 0.55" x 0.61"
- Weight: 0.2 oz
- Made in USA
