Skip to main content
Drop BeaconDrop Beacon
SHOOTERS MORALE PATCH
VLMS

SHOOTERS MORALE PATCH

$7.99
Patches
In stock
Sign in to rate
Buy at VLMS

About SHOOTERS MORALE PATCH

Hoot hoot. Owls are wise, and they have big eyes, and they love shooting, and everybody knows that owls love looking at tits dressed up like its Daytona Beach spring break 1983. My grandmother took me to a Hooters in Daytona Beach when I was 12 -I thought it was really cool. I've been to a Hooters a few times since then, like as a semi-adult, and it feels an awful lot like what I would imagine going to one of those Donkey shows in TJ would feel like...or a ping pong show in Bangkok. I just want to get the fuck outta there...

  • 3.5" x 2.3", Embroidered on Twill
  • Hook-Backed
  • I just feel bad for the girl and/or the donkey...
      Price Comparison by Material

      VLMS

      Official store

      $7.99

      B/S/T Listings

      View all

      No listings yet.

      List yours →

      VLMS

      $7.99

      Buy