"Recreationally Outraged" Patch

This patch is a shot at those annoying people with nothing better to do in their lives than endlessly scroll the internet, looking for the next current affair to be absolutely furious about... before quickly jumping to the next and forgetting about the original.

The thing I hate about these people? They never do anything to actually rectify the problem they're bitching about. 

• 3D PVC - 3" wide 
  
• Hook-Backed
  
• "How do you know if someone is vegan?  Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."