MOIST MORALE PATCH

What's America's least favorite word? MOIST. We don't get it though so we made this patch for you cool souls who appreciate it for all the good things it stands for: moist towlettes, a cookie dipped in a glass of milk, a dewy and sweaty forehead, wet sheets, and pancakes smothered in butter and syrup.

• 2" x 1.3" inches
• Hook fastener backed
• Makes you feel a certain type of way